After struggling to loosen the grip of search giant Google, Microsoft has launched a search engine aimed at stoners. Microsoft Bong. The rebrand was designed by prestigious Sydney design agency MrFROSTY*
Microsoft head of search, Michael Soft has this to say about the project.
“We’re not pro dope, we’re pro humans. Our research lab identified that 27% of Internet searches are conducted by people who are stoned. We’ve optimised the A.I. In the UX to enhance the stoned effect heightening the users experience and delivering them millions of cat videos and fail compilations in milliseconds.”
The search engineers were slightly paranoid about leaking the beta link for testing but are optimistic they’ll find it somewhere.