BREAKING NEWS: Your agency will be losing it’s key client today at 4pm, we’re sorry you had to find out this way.

Campaign Bitch can reveal before the agency knows that their major client is in fact leaving them. Whilst we are sorry that this is how you find out, the news always comes first with CB.

At approximately 5pm today the CEO of GYPR Melbourne will receive a call from his major client informing him that he has indeed lost the account. He will be told by a third party procurement officer who will deliver the news with complete emotional detachment. This news will be received badly due to the CEO having pre read this news here literally an hour beforehand. The CEO will have already informed the creative director who in turn will be upset prior to the official news being leaked here.

Campaign Bitch can also exclusively reveal that their head of planning is leaving also and the creative director is looking around, although that won’t start until next week.

More on this as it develops.


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