Campaign Bitch exclusive report of trending buzz words agencies are expected to adopt in 2014.
Pump’n’dumping – fist pumping whilst downloading data in a workplace toilet.
Jazz-u-lizing – coming up with an idea on your feet while waving your hands in a jazz style.
Visual Jazz-u-lizing – Coming up with a digital idea whilst on your feet, waving your hands in a jazz style and simply drawing a triangle on the whiteboard to sell in the ‘strategy’.
VisualJazz – Was an actual digital agency name.
The Hanger Games – Trying to get from one meeting to another and eating left over sandwiches from the previous client workshop whilst trying to conceal your hunger induced anger.
Twanking – Dancing and miming masturbation with your hands inappropriately behind someone from a media agency.
Twonking – Being caught dancing and miming masturbation with your hands inappropriately behind someone from a media agency.
Qwerking – Animated GIF cock pics hidden behind a QR code sticker slapped on back of co worker.
Modem – Someone who talks a lot slower than they should in a meeting.
Dial-up – Someone so slow they only contribute one word per meeting.
NFC – Nobody fucking cares
KFC – Kinect Future Chicken
3DP’d – The act of 3D printing a tiny replica of one’s penis using the seldom used office 3D printer.
Phase Two’ing – deliberately parking an idea so that it will die.
BitCoiner – Someone who talks about bit coins in every meeting regardless.
Phygital Midgetal – A physically activated digital experience exclusively for tall midgets.
Biffin’s Bridge – An impromptu meeting that takes place walking between meetings. Derived from the slang phrase meaning the area of skin between genitals and anus.
Eg. There were no meeting rooms available so we had a debrief on Biffin’s Bridge.