After launching the multiple Grand Prix winning high tech wristband – Fuelband will be discontinuing the WankBand. Wearers of the current WankBand, affectionately known as wankers, have been told via a press conference today that the WankBand will no longer be supported. The WankBand revolutionised the art of masturbation by gamifying it. It is reported at this time that agency R/AG will not be affected by the announcement but are no longer working on the products extensive range of cock rings due to launch later this year.
The WankBand has raised money for several charities with wankers donating their efforts via an online WankBank account which converts physical strokes into cents.